Dear Santa.

Dear Santa,

I know it is not Thanksgiving yet, but if your year is speeding along as fast as Denzel's Unstoppable train my year, I know you'll appreciate a few extra weeks to work on this.

I have been very good this year. I promise, but you know that. You see me when I'm sleeping; you know when I'm awake-and all that. So you know how much I just really deserve and need all these things. And if you still need convincing, talk to the Mrs. (and tell her I know I owe her my secret recipe cookies, I'm trying to figure out how to get them to the North Pole without reindeer eating them).

Anyway, here is my Christmas list:

To monitor my heart. And distance.

ALL the Pottery Barn Design Library Collection. (Especially living rooms and bedrooms)

This gorgeous Anthropologie dress.

An orbital sander.

8x10 please.

Size small pretty please.

Yes, I did just show you a picture of Ginny Weasley. I want her hair.

Now, I understand I just asked for a lot. But I've been really, really good. Seriously. I've been like Shirley Temple good. And this isn't a "I need all of these things" list. It's just a few suggestions. I'll leave out some extra secret recipe cookies for you.

xoxox
Mallory